Bayern vs Boca: The Spreadsheet Showdown

Let’s be real—this isn’t football. It’s a math problem dressed in jerseys.

My model says Bayern wins or draws… but only if you ignore the fact that I once lost $50 betting on my own algorithm during halftime. (Spoiler: it was wrong.)

Jamaica vs Guadeloupe: Underdog Logic

Jamaica’s got possession, depth, and confidence—except when they face penalties. And guess what? My model still says ‘Home Win.’

Because sometimes data doesn’t care about heartbreak. Or penalty shootouts.

Why Trust Me? I’m not here to sell certainty—I’m here to sell transparency… and maybe some decent graphs.

If you’re still unsure? That’s fine—just like my last bet.

So… what do YOU think? Drop your picks below! 📊⚽

P.S. No contract details were leaked—only data was exposed.