When the Hoops Don’t Drop: A Data Geek’s Take

The Stat Line That Stopped Traffic

Beijing X-Team’s 83-82 victory over Porcelain Factory would’ve been just another streetball result - until you see Cao Fang’s line: 9 shots, 0 makes, 3 points (all FTs), 1 rebound, 1 assist, 1 steal. For context, that’s worse than Ben Simmons’ worst playoff performance… in pickup basketball.

The Zen of Missing Shots

Breaking this down with my UCLA sports analytics training:

• Probability Defiance: A career 38% shooter going 0-for-9 has % occurrence chance
• Shot Selection: Eyewitnesses reported multiple contested fadeaways - not ideal for a 5’10” guard
• The Draymond Effect: His defensive contributions (steal, +12 on-court +/-) suggest hidden value

Streetball vs. Analytics Culture Clash

Here’s where my LA playground upbringing kicks in: sometimes basketball isn’t about numbers. That assist? A no-look dime through traffic. The lone rebound? A full-extension hustle play. In Chao Yang District gyms, respect isn’t measured in FG%.

Final Verdict: Bad shooting night amplified by small sample size. Would bet $50 Cao shoots >40% in rematch.

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