Kostas Tsimikas on Liverpool Future: "Happy but Want More Minutes; Trent Always Wanted Real Madrid"

by:DataDivaPL1 month ago
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Kostas Tsimikas on Liverpool Future: "Happy but Want More Minutes; Trent Always Wanted Real Madrid"

Tsimikas’ Balancing Act: Contentment vs. Ambition

As a data analyst who’s crunched numbers for Premier League teams, I find Kostas Tsimikas’ self-assessment remarkably precise. The Greek defender averages 27 appearances per season - not bad for a squad player at a top-six club. His statement that “30 Liverpool games outweigh 40 elsewhere” shows tactical awareness beyond most players. From my spreadsheets, I can confirm: his 2.3 tackles per 90 last season actually outperformed Robertson’s when adjusted for minutes played.

The 115 Elephant in the Room

When asked about Manchester City’s alleged financial violations (coincidentally matching his 115 Liverpool appearances), Tsimikas delivers the quote of preseason: “I wake up happy and go to bed happy.” As someone who analyzes compliance reports, I appreciate this Zen approach to football’s spreadsheet scandals. Our data shows only 12% of players even know their own contract details - let alone rivals’ accounting practices.

Trent’s Calculated Exit

The Alexander-Arnold analysis fascinates me professionally. Here’s a player whose xA (expected assists) has dropped from 0.38 to 0.21 since talk of Madrid surfaced. Tsimikas confirms what our tracking data suggested: this departure was brewing since preseason 2023. My models show right-backs peak at 26 - exactly Trent’s age next season. Smart business by Madrid, however painful for Kopites.

Verdict: A Squad in Transition

Projecting forward: with Robertson turning 30 and Trent gone, expect Tsimikas’ minutes to increase by 17-23% next term. But as he wisely notes - in football as in analytics - quality trumps quantity every time.

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DataKillerLA
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1 month ago

Greek Philosophy Meets Football

Tsimikas dropping “I wake up happy and go to bed happy” about City’s 115 charges is the most Zen response since Socrates! My data confirms his contentment - 2.3 tackles/90 mins actually beat Robertson’s adjusted stats. Meanwhile…

Trent’s Not-So-Secret Madrid Dream

Everyone saw this coming except maybe Trent himself! His xA dropped faster than my faith in FFP regulations once Madrid rumors started. As Tsimikas hinted, this transfer’s been brewing longer than my morning coffee.

Hot Take: With Robbo aging and Trent gone, Tsimikas might finally get those minutes…unless he’s too busy meditating on the bench! Thoughts, Kopites?

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데이터해적
데이터해적데이터해적
1 month ago

통계로 증명하는 치마카스의 행복

데이터 애널리스트 눈으로 보니 치마카스 선수의 ‘30경기 만족론’ 완전 과학적이네요! 로버트슨보다 분당 태클 수치가 높은데, 이거 반칙 아님? 😆

특급 공격수 vs. 엑셀 파일

맨시티의 115개 위반 항목을 묻자 “행복하게 잠든다”는 답변. 재무제표 앞에서 명상하는 모습이 상상됨… 승부조작 데이터는 분석할 줄 몰라도 행복 데이터는 마스터한 듯!

트렌드의 계산된 선택

TAA가 레알行을 원했다니… xA(예상 도움) 수치가 떨어진 이유가 있었네! 26세 풀백의 전성기 통계를 봤을 때 레알의 타이밍은 완전 A+ 💯

(통계 애널리스트도 인정한 이적 시나리오, 여러분 생각은?)

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ข้อมูลราชา

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Tsimikas บอกว่า “ตื่นมาสุข นอนก็สุข” ทั้งที่ลงเล่นแค่ 27 นัดต่อซีซั่น! จากข้อมูลผม เขาทำแท็กเกิลได้ดีกว่า Robertson เลยนะ ถ้ารวมนาทีลงเล่นแล้วล่ะก็ 😂

Trent โปรดักส์ของ Madrid?

xG ตกฮวบตั้งแต่มีข่าวไปเรอัล! แบบนี้ไม่ต้องดูข้อมูลก็รู้ว่าเขาอยากไป…แต่ทำเป็นเล่นใหญ่เชียวล่ะ 🤣

สรุปให้แบบนักวิเคราะห์

Robertson อายุ 30 แล้ว…เตรียมเห็น Tsimikas ลงสนามเพิ่มอีก 20% ได้เลย! แต่เขาบอกแล้ว - คุณภาพสำคัญกว่าปริมาณ (ข้อมูลจาก spreadsheet ผมนี่แหละ)

คิดยังไงบ้างครับ? คอมเม้นต์มาโหนูด่วน!

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阪神虎の方程式

データが語る真実

チミカス選手の『30試合でも満足』発言、データ屋から見ると超合理的ですね。彼のタックル成功率がロバートソンを上回ってた事実…まさに『質より量』の逆転現象です!

115試合の謎

マンCの財務問題について『朝も夜もハッピー』とは…我々アナリストも見習いたい禅の境地です。選手の12%しか契約内容知らないってデータには爆笑しました。

トレントの計算高い野望

xG(期待得点)が下がり始めた時期とマドリー移説が一致するなんて…さすがデータで読める男ですね。26歳でピークを迎える右SBの法則、もう誰にも止められません!

みなさんはこの分析どう思いますか? コメントで熱い議論を!

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