As a data-driven storyteller raised on the edge of basketball analytics, I watched Jaylen Brown rewrite the Celtics’ legacy—not with flair, but with cold precision. His 34-second five-three barrage wasn’t luck; it was algorithmic poetry. At 22.2 PPG, 5.8 RPG, 4.5 APG across 63 games, he became the first in franchise history to eclipse both scoring and efficiency thresholds simultaneously. This isn’t stats—it’s silence before the scream.