As a sports data analyst with a passion for behavioral psychology and eccentric betting models, I’m thrilled by the news that the Lakers are poised to spend like their legacy demands. With a $100B valuation and new ownership on the horizon, this isn’t just a financial shift—it’s a psychological reset for one of basketball’s most storied franchises. Let’s break down what this means, using data, dopamine spikes, and a dash of De Stijl aesthetics.