When the Lakers posted a photo of Michael Jordan and LeBron James with the caption 'Two GOATs,' the Chicago Bulls' official account stirred controversy by reposting it with a pointed edit: translating one 'GOAT' to specifically name LeBron. As a sports data analyst who's built prediction models comparing these legends, I dissect whether this viral moment reflects statistical reality or just social media savvy. From scoring efficiency to championship impact metrics, we'll separate basketball truth from PR theater.