As a data-driven sports analyst with a decade in the industry, I break down the seismic shift in LA sports: the potential $10 billion Lakers sale and Dodgers COO Lon Rosen's crossover role. Using my expertise in franchise valuations and executive analytics, I'll examine whether this MLB-NBA crossover is a masterstroke or a desperation play—with a dash of cold humor about LA's obsession with superstar cameos.