As a Boston-based sports data analyst with an MIT degree and a secret life as a jazz bassist, I’ve run the numbers on PSG vs. Botafogo. Yes, Paris is deep, strong, and hungry — but can their dominance be measured in goals or just statistics? Let’s break down the odds, player fatigue models, and why this isn’t just about football — it’s about systems. Spoiler: The data says 3-0. But maybe that’s just my algorithm talking.