Real Madrid spent €180M to buy happiness… and ended up with Mbappé as their backup plan? Bro, his xG is higher than my WiFi signal. García’s audition was more dramatic than my Tinder date. If this were a sitcom, they’d fire the script after halftime. But here’s the twist: we’re all just waiting for the first goalless draw… while Florentino sips espresso like it’s his therapy session.

So… who’s really the starter? Drop your vote below 👇