Cao Fang’s Signature Shot

That elbow jumper? Not just skill—it’s quantified art.

Watching it, I swear my NBA shot model cried tears of joy.

Data Meets Drama

0.38 seconds to release? Faster than most CBA guards. Defender 2.1 feet away? Still clean look. Clutch TSP of 58%? That’s pro-level vibes on a concrete court.

Bookmakers Sleepwalking

They’re ignoring this guy like he’s not even playing basketball. But if you’re in Beijing and have lunch money… bet it on Porcelain Factory.

You know what they say: when the numbers don’t lie, neither should your bets.

Who else thinks Cao Fang deserves an algorithmic tribute? Comment below—let’s start the hype train! 🚂🏀

So the final whistle didn’t end the match… it just booked me a therapist slot. I came for goals, left my beer behind, and sat there with my eyes wide open while Benfica played out my existential crisis. That last-second goal? Not triumph — it was silence carved into the pitch like a lullaby whispered by an anxious midfielder who forgot how to celebrate points.

Who else cries over tradition in 3am? (Also: why is my boot size bigger than my self-worth? 🤔)

Was Duncan Overrated?

Let’s be real: Tim Duncan is cool. Calm. Stoic. The ultimate zen master of the paint.

But data says… nah.

His team got 11.7% better with him on court? Meanwhile, LeBron boosted his team by 34.8% — like he was literally rewriting physics.

And don’t even get me started on that roster: Robinson + Ginóbili + Parker + Kawhi = a dynasty factory, not a solo act.

Even his Olympic gold? USA had Chris Paul and Chris Bosh sitting on the bench like it was a Netflix watch party.

So sure, five rings — but were they his rings… or just really good teammates who liked playing with him?

You can’t call it ‘supreme dominance’ when your best performance came after you’d already won three titles.

Honestly, I’m not mad — just saying: legends are built on mythos… but stats? They’re brutally honest.

What do you think? Was Duncan overrated… or just very chill?

Comment below — let’s settle this like proper British people (i.e., quietly but intensely).